Why I prefer the Devil! (It’s not what you think) Pt.2

Welcome to part 2 sunseekers! I hope you enjoyed the first part and learned a little about God and the Devil and why you shouldn’t eat from bad trees, you know the ones over there, in the corner……….LOL!

The second part of my blog also features you guessed it, YES The garden of Eden. Either way hopefully you will view the story in a different light the next time you hear it.

This next part isn’t coming from me, either did the last, its just things that people pointed out to me, which I am now doing the same with you. I have a reputable source…………(just ask)

So back in the garden we see that God created EVERYTHING, including the serpent which becomes the devil in latter time. We see that Adam and Eve weren’t doing much, lounging around naked, eating grapes on beaches, going skinny dipping and being perved on by God!

So again the devil comes along, but in this story instead of talking Eve out of her knickers (I mean loincloth) lol, he shot a nuclear bomb at the Planet Earth. This caused a huge dust cloud to engulf the Earth, sending the Earth into an ice age. My sources say The Devil caused the Ice Age people!

Why? Now that is the question. I’ll leave you to think about that one for a few minutes.

What possible reason could he have for creating the Ice Age? I’m sure he could have found better people to torment in hell! My sources say he did it for US!! To help us advance our spirituality.

You see when people are sitting around all day and have no real sense of urgency they start to get lazy. Ever heard the saying, ‘the devil makes work for idle hands.’ I think it applies in this case. Believe it or not the purpose of life is to enhance our spirituality. I’m talking higher senses, I’m talking levitation, I’m talking astro-projection, you catch my drift?

When you reach this stage you’ve achieved freedom from rebirth, you become immortal. You no longer have to come back to boring old earth and do the same thing all over again; you can go on at a higher level, without the need for a physical body. you become an etherian, or like Dr. Manhattan in Watchmen.

The devil thought that if man had to cling together, to learn to hunt, build and live together side by side to escape the elements and wild animals humans would develop much faster. This act could have sped up our evolution by tens of thousands of years.

Let me put it to you like this. If you want to build muscle you have to go out there and lift! You can sit down all day watching your favourite box set but in excess that leads to ‘atrophy’ muscle wastage. If you want to build muscle you need to go out there and lift, feel some pain, create lactic acid in your body, modify your reps, sets, rest, weight, frequency the lot. It’s a science, that people pay Personal Trainers for their expert knowledge on. It’s not easy but it can be done. Some might say that sitting in the lotus position and singing ‘kum ba yah’ is spiritual but the ability to work together and live side by side with your fellow man where your existence solely depends upon one another, that my friend is advancement of the highest order!

So not only do we have a being who wanted them to have knowledge, this being also wanted them to advance quicker. Can you imagine walking the entire circumference of the earth. You could fly that in 3 or 4 trips of around 7-10 hours each. Walking would be long, boring and uneventful.

I dunno about you guys but I prefer this kind of being (the so called Devil!) as a pose to god. His actions seem to me a lot more ‘caring’ than god. This is why I prefer The Devil. I told you it’s not what you think, but make up your own mind!